Season's Beatings — Funny Santa Christmas Ornament (Metal, Double-Sided) | White Elephant Gag Gift

"Season's greetings" is for calendars. This Santa — tank top, hand wraps, eyes closed like a man completely at peace with violence — delivers Season's Beatings instead. The round metal ornament is printed on both sides in vintage reds and greens, so the threat (affectionate) reads from anywhere in the room. Hang it high. He's earned the top branch and, frankly, nobody's going to tell him otherwise.

Perfect for: White elephant exchanges and office gift swaps · the gym friend who treats December like a training montage · the uncle who once won a parking-lot argument · Secret Santa for the coworker you like just enough to roast · completing the Santa Fight Night set with Silent Night, Bells Will Be Rung and Hold Me Back

The serious bits: gloss white aluminum · vibrant double-sided print · scratch- and chip-resistant finish · pre-drilled hole with red hanging ribbon included · Round shape · one ornament per pack · wipe clean with a soft, damp cloth

FAQ
Is Santa trained? Unclear, but the hand wraps are regulation and his form is impeccable.
Is it printed on both sides? Yes — Season's Beatings, coming from every direction.
What shape is it? Round, exactly as pictured.
How much is shipping? US standard shipping is free.