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He was dreaming of a white Christmas. He is now icing his face with a bag of frozen sweet peas. This round metal ornament shows a bruised, black-eyed Santa glaring over a plate of cookies, captioned "White Christmas, Black Eye" and printed on both sides — the injury report reads from every angle of the tree.
Perfect for: white elephant exchanges (the gift everyone steals, then asks what happened) · Secret Santa for the friend with stories that start "so this elf, right" · office-party trees · stocking stuffers for the family's undefeated Christmas-dinner champion · anyone who has ever lost a fight with the holidays
The serious bits: gloss white aluminum · vibrant double-sided print · scratch- and chip-resistant finish · pre-drilled hole with red hanging ribbon included · Round shape · one ornament per pack · wipe clean with a soft, damp cloth
FAQ
Is it printed on both sides? Yes — the black eye, in stereo.
What shape is it? Round, exactly as pictured. No other shapes are listed for this product.
Who hit Santa? He says he walked into a door. The reindeer aren't talking.
How much is shipping? US standard shipping is free.
