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Dashing through the snow turned into a police report. This round metal ornament is the official North Pole P.D. lineup photo: Santa front and center holding his mugshot placard, four elves flanking him with theirs, nobody cooperating, everybody pulling faces — captioned "Jingle Bells, Jail Cells" and printed on both sides, so the rap sheet reads from every angle of the tree.
Perfect for: white elephant exchanges (the gift everyone steals; fitting, given the theme) · Secret Santa for the coworker with a record of office-party incidents · the friend whose holiday stories all end with "and that's when security arrived" · office-party trees · stocking stuffers with priors
The serious bits: gloss white aluminum · vibrant double-sided print · scratch- and chip-resistant finish · pre-drilled hole with red hanging ribbon included · Round shape · one ornament per pack · wipe clean with a soft, damp cloth
FAQ
Is it printed on both sides? Yes — the mugshot, entered into evidence twice.
What shape is it? Round, exactly as pictured. No other shapes are listed for this product.
What was the charge? Breaking and entering, technically. Millions of counts. He calls it "delivering."
How much is shipping? US standard shipping is free.
