{"product_id":"the-first-noel-the-last-warning-christmas-metal-ornament","title":"The First Noel, The Last Warning Ornament","description":"\u003cp\u003e🎄 \u003cstrong\u003e3 FOR $44.99:\u003c\/strong\u003e Add any 3 ornaments to your cart and the discount applies automatically at checkout — $44.99 total, no code needed. One deal per order.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe first Noel was lovely. This is the last warning. This round metal ornament finds Santa at the head of a Christmas dinner table — candles lit, roast served — pointing directly at you with the face of a man who has counted the good silverware, captioned \"The First Noel, The Last Warning\" and printed on both sides, so the warning reaches every seat from every angle of the tree.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e white elephant exchanges (the gift that points back) · the relative who hosts dinner and runs it like a courtroom · Secret Santa for the coworker who issues final warnings weekly · office-party trees · stocking stuffers for anyone one comment away from flipping the table\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe serious bits:\u003c\/strong\u003e gloss white aluminum · vibrant double-sided print · scratch- and chip-resistant finish · pre-drilled hole with red hanging ribbon included · Round shape · one ornament per pack · wipe clean with a soft, damp cloth\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFAQ\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIs it printed on both sides?\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes — consider yourself warned, twice.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat shape is it?\u003c\/strong\u003e Round, exactly as pictured. No other shapes are listed for this product.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat happens after the last warning?\u003c\/strong\u003e Ask the people from last year's dinner. Oh wait. You can't.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHow much is shipping?\u003c\/strong\u003e US standard shipping is free.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"One Stop Slop","offers":[{"title":"Round \/ One Size","offer_id":68165557584071,"sku":"12625303140830970635","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0808\/9583\/6359\/files\/9700193080822371830_2048.jpg?v=1793492771","url":"https:\/\/onestopslop.store\/products\/the-first-noel-the-last-warning-christmas-metal-ornament","provider":"One Stop Slop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}