{"product_id":"silent-night-violent-night","title":"Silent Night, Violent Night — Funny Santa Christmas Ornament (Metal, Double-Sided) | White Elephant Gag Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe carol said \"all is calm.\" The carol lied. This metal ornament captures two Santas squaring off in a snowy mall plaza like it's Black Friday and there's one parking spot left — framed in red, captioned \"Silent Night \/ Violent Night,\" and printed on both sides so the chaos is visible from every angle of the tree.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's glossy, it's sturdy, and it will absolutely be the ornament your family group chat argues about.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e white elephant exchanges, office parties, Secret Santa, stocking stuffers, and anyone whose Christmas aesthetic is \"festive, but make it feral.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe serious bits:\u003c\/strong\u003e gloss white aluminum · vibrant double-sided print · scratch- and chip-resistant finish · pre-drilled hole with red hanging ribbon included · Round shape · one ornament per pack · wipe clean with a soft, damp cloth\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFAQ\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on both sides?\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes — double the Santa drama.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill it survive my cat, gravity, and a fall off the tree?\u003c\/strong\u003e It's metal, not glass. It has seen things. It will see more.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it a good white elephant gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e It is the final boss of white elephant gifts.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"One Stop Slop","offers":[{"title":"Round \/ One Size","offer_id":47177551773895,"sku":"73581231076183406433","price":21.18,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0808\/9583\/6359\/files\/13689253929326772794_2048.jpg?v=1789428275","url":"https:\/\/onestopslop.store\/products\/silent-night-violent-night","provider":"One Stop Slop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}