{"product_id":"santa-season-s-beatings-christmas-ornament","title":"Season's Beatings — Funny Santa Christmas Ornament (Metal, Double-Sided) | White Elephant Gag Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003e\"Season's greetings\" is for calendars. This Santa — tank top, hand wraps, eyes closed like a man completely at peace with violence — delivers Season's Beatings instead. The round metal ornament is printed on both sides in vintage reds and greens, so the threat (affectionate) reads from anywhere in the room. Hang it high. He's earned the top branch and, frankly, nobody's going to tell him otherwise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e White elephant exchanges and office gift swaps · the gym friend who treats December like a training montage · the uncle who once won a parking-lot argument · Secret Santa for the coworker you like just enough to roast · completing the Santa Fight Night set with Silent Night, Bells Will Be Rung and Hold Me Back\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe serious bits:\u003c\/strong\u003e gloss white aluminum · vibrant double-sided print · scratch- and chip-resistant finish · pre-drilled hole with red hanging ribbon included · Round shape · one ornament per pack · wipe clean with a soft, damp cloth\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFAQ\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIs Santa trained?\u003c\/strong\u003e Unclear, but the hand wraps are regulation and his form is impeccable.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIs it printed on both sides?\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes — Season's Beatings, coming from every direction.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat shape is it?\u003c\/strong\u003e Round, exactly as pictured.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHow much is shipping?\u003c\/strong\u003e US standard shipping is free.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"One Stop Slop","offers":[{"title":"Round \/ One Size","offer_id":68120647336135,"sku":"78694839158698555462","price":19.42,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0808\/9583\/6359\/files\/3072865246144839350_2048.jpg?v=1793235436","url":"https:\/\/onestopslop.store\/products\/santa-season-s-beatings-christmas-ornament","provider":"One Stop Slop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}