{"product_id":"santa-he-s-making-a-list-christmas-metal-ornament","title":"He's Making a List, You're Catching These Fists Ornament","description":"\u003cp\u003e🎄 \u003cstrong\u003e3 FOR $44.99:\u003c\/strong\u003e Add any 3 ornaments to your cart and the discount applies automatically at checkout — $44.99 total, no code needed. One deal per order.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe's making a list. He's checking it twice. Look closer: the Naughty column is a solid run of red checkmarks and the Nice boxes are completely empty — because this year the list isn't for presents. This bell-shaped metal ornament shows Santa studying the names one final time, captioned \"He's Making a List — You're Catching These Fists\" and printed on both sides, so the verdict reads from every angle of the tree.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e white elephant exchanges (the gift that has everyone's name on it) · Secret Santa for the coworker who has absolutely earned a spot in the Naughty column · office-party trees · stocking stuffers for the friend living on borrowed time since March · anyone who thought the list was just a song lyric\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe serious bits:\u003c\/strong\u003e gloss white aluminum · vibrant double-sided print · scratch- and chip-resistant finish · pre-drilled hole with red hanging ribbon included · Bell shape · one ornament per pack · wipe clean with a soft, damp cloth\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFAQ\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIs it printed on both sides?\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes — your name is on it, front and back.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat shape is it?\u003c\/strong\u003e Bell, exactly as pictured. No other shapes are listed for this product.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAm I on the Nice list?\u003c\/strong\u003e The Nice boxes are empty. All of them. Sorry.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHow much is shipping?\u003c\/strong\u003e US standard shipping is free.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"One Stop Slop","offers":[{"title":"Bell \/ One Size","offer_id":68165889425607,"sku":"56802756556174952303","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0808\/9583\/6359\/files\/9290793522037933159_2048.jpg?v=1793496726","url":"https:\/\/onestopslop.store\/products\/santa-he-s-making-a-list-christmas-metal-ornament","provider":"One Stop Slop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}