{"product_id":"metal-ornament-white-christmas-black-eye-funny-santa-holiday-decoration","title":"White Christmas, Black Eye Ornament","description":"\u003cp\u003e🎄 \u003cstrong\u003e3 FOR $44.99:\u003c\/strong\u003e Add any 3 ornaments to your cart and the discount applies automatically at checkout — $44.99 total, no code needed. One deal per order.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe was dreaming of a white Christmas. He is now icing his face with a bag of frozen sweet peas. This round metal ornament shows a bruised, black-eyed Santa glaring over a plate of cookies, captioned \"White Christmas, Black Eye\" and printed on both sides — the injury report reads from every angle of the tree.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e white elephant exchanges (the gift everyone steals, then asks what happened) · Secret Santa for the friend with stories that start \"so this elf, right\" · office-party trees · stocking stuffers for the family's undefeated Christmas-dinner champion · anyone who has ever lost a fight with the holidays\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe serious bits:\u003c\/strong\u003e gloss white aluminum · vibrant double-sided print · scratch- and chip-resistant finish · pre-drilled hole with red hanging ribbon included · Round shape · one ornament per pack · wipe clean with a soft, damp cloth\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFAQ\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIs it printed on both sides?\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes — the black eye, in stereo.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat shape is it?\u003c\/strong\u003e Round, exactly as pictured. No other shapes are listed for this product.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWho hit Santa?\u003c\/strong\u003e He says he walked into a door. The reindeer aren't talking.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHow much is shipping?\u003c\/strong\u003e US standard shipping is free.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"One Stop Slop","offers":[{"title":"Round \/ One Size","offer_id":68164478599367,"sku":"41326793107175021186","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0808\/9583\/6359\/files\/3767110544526724618_2048.jpg?v=1793480362","url":"https:\/\/onestopslop.store\/products\/metal-ornament-white-christmas-black-eye-funny-santa-holiday-decoration","provider":"One Stop Slop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}