{"product_id":"metal-ornament-jingle-bell-rock-bottom-funny-santa-christmas-decoration","title":"Jingle Bell Rock Bottom Ornament","description":"\u003cp\u003e🎄 \u003cstrong\u003e3 FOR $44.99:\u003c\/strong\u003e Add any 3 ornaments to your cart and the discount applies automatically at checkout — $44.99 total, no code needed. One deal per order.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe sleigh is parked. The reindeer have stopped answering his calls. This round metal ornament finds Santa slumped against a brick wall in a snowy alley — tank top, bottle in hand, boots in the slush — captioned \"Jingle Bell Rock Bottom\" and printed on both sides, so the downfall reads from every angle of the tree.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e white elephant exchanges (the gift everyone steals out of pure respect for the bit) · Secret Santa for the coworker running on fumes since October · office-party trees · stocking stuffers for anyone whose December is a cry for help, festively · the most honest ornament on the tree\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe serious bits:\u003c\/strong\u003e gloss white aluminum · vibrant double-sided print · scratch- and chip-resistant finish · pre-drilled hole with red hanging ribbon included · Round shape · one ornament per pack · wipe clean with a soft, damp cloth\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFAQ\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIs it printed on both sides?\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes — rock bottom in every direction.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat shape is it?\u003c\/strong\u003e Round, exactly as pictured. No other shapes are listed for this product.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWill Santa bounce back?\u003c\/strong\u003e He always does. Delivery night is coming.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHow much is shipping?\u003c\/strong\u003e US standard shipping is free.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"One Stop Slop","offers":[{"title":"Round \/ One Size","offer_id":68163744858311,"sku":"11747792132290178486","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0808\/9583\/6359\/files\/14349922630409646227_2048.jpg?v=1793472154","url":"https:\/\/onestopslop.store\/products\/metal-ornament-jingle-bell-rock-bottom-funny-santa-christmas-decoration","provider":"One Stop Slop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}