{"product_id":"jingle-bells-jail-cells-funny-christmas-metal-ornament","title":"Jingle Bells, Jail Cells Ornament","description":"\u003cp\u003e🎄 \u003cstrong\u003e3 FOR $44.99:\u003c\/strong\u003e Add any 3 ornaments to your cart and the discount applies automatically at checkout — $44.99 total, no code needed. One deal per order.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDashing through the snow turned into a police report. This round metal ornament is the official North Pole P.D. lineup photo: Santa front and center holding his mugshot placard, four elves flanking him with theirs, nobody cooperating, everybody pulling faces — captioned \"Jingle Bells, Jail Cells\" and printed on both sides, so the rap sheet reads from every angle of the tree.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e white elephant exchanges (the gift everyone steals; fitting, given the theme) · Secret Santa for the coworker with a record of office-party incidents · the friend whose holiday stories all end with \"and that's when security arrived\" · office-party trees · stocking stuffers with priors\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe serious bits:\u003c\/strong\u003e gloss white aluminum · vibrant double-sided print · scratch- and chip-resistant finish · pre-drilled hole with red hanging ribbon included · Round shape · one ornament per pack · wipe clean with a soft, damp cloth\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFAQ\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIs it printed on both sides?\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes — the mugshot, entered into evidence twice.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat shape is it?\u003c\/strong\u003e Round, exactly as pictured. No other shapes are listed for this product.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat was the charge?\u003c\/strong\u003e Breaking and entering, technically. Millions of counts. He calls it \"delivering.\"\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHow much is shipping?\u003c\/strong\u003e US standard shipping is free.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"One Stop Slop","offers":[{"title":"Round \/ One Size","offer_id":68165493981383,"sku":"20666574433262759372","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0808\/9583\/6359\/files\/15905180561168379337_2048.jpg?v=1793492257","url":"https:\/\/onestopslop.store\/products\/jingle-bells-jail-cells-funny-christmas-metal-ornament","provider":"One Stop Slop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}