{"product_id":"ho-ho-ho-hold-me-back-santa-christmas-metal-ornament","title":"Ho Ho Ho, Hold Me Back — Funny Santa Christmas Ornament (Metal, Double-Sided) | White Elephant Gag Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eSomething set Santa off. Nobody knows what — a naughty-list appeal, a reindeer talking back, someone claiming Die Hard isn't a Christmas movie. Whatever it was, it now takes three elves to hold him back while he shouts about it. This round metal ornament captures the exact moment, captioned \"Ho Ho \/ Hold Me Back\" and printed on both sides — because restraint this heroic deserves to be seen from every angle of the tree.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e White elephant exchanges (the gift everyone fights to steal — Santa would approve of the fighting) · the friend who is always the one being held back · office-party trees · any family whose holidays include at least one argument · building the full Santa Fight Night set alongside Silent Night, Bells Will Be Rung and Season's Beatings\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe serious bits:\u003c\/strong\u003e gloss white aluminum · vibrant double-sided print · scratch- and chip-resistant finish · pre-drilled hole with red hanging ribbon included · Round shape · one ornament per pack · wipe clean with a soft, damp cloth\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFAQ\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat set Santa off?\u003c\/strong\u003e Unknown. The elves aren't talking, and Santa isn't calming down.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIs it printed on both sides?\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes — same near-incident on the front and back.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat shape is it?\u003c\/strong\u003e Round, exactly as pictured.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHow much is shipping?\u003c\/strong\u003e US standard shipping is free.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"One Stop Slop","offers":[{"title":"Round \/ One Size","offer_id":68120889884871,"sku":"62417800942558272107","price":19.28,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0808\/9583\/6359\/files\/12143721054820436034_2048.jpg?v=1793237963","url":"https:\/\/onestopslop.store\/products\/ho-ho-ho-hold-me-back-santa-christmas-metal-ornament","provider":"One Stop Slop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}