{"title":"Gifts For Him","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the grill master, the frog guy, and the man who respects arm day. A tuxedo apron that lets him cook like a maître d', a frog clock for his wall, and a muscular Santa ornament that speaks his language (biceps).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo socks. No ties. No gift cards of surrender.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"hop-oclock","title":"Hop O'clock — Funny Frog Wall Clock (10\", Silent, Wood Frame) | Gift for Frog Lovers Who Are Never On Time","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome clocks tell time. This one \u003cem\u003ejudges\u003c\/em\u003e you, gently, with frog eyes. It's Hop O'clock: a 10-inch wall clock featuring a frog who has never once been stressed about a deadline and would like you to join him.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHang it in a kitchen, dorm, office, or frog-themed emotional support room and watch every glance at the time become 40% more whimsical. 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