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This 26-page coloring book is packed with silly pets, sunglasses-wearing fruit, and dogs who are clearly up to something — printed on premium white paper that welcomes pencils, markers, pastels, and your complete inability to stay inside the lines. The lines are a suggestion. The fruit believes in you anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eColor one page to unwind. 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He didn't skip \u003cem\u003eany\u003c\/em\u003e day. This glossy metal ornament features a swole Santa and the solemn promise that BELLS WILL BE RUNG — printed front and back in bright, lasting color, hanging from a red ribbon, and radiating the energy of a man who delivers presents on three continents before breakfast and still has cardio left.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNestle him between the tasteful baubles. Watch him mog every snowman on the tree. This is not a quiet ornament. This is a \u003cem\u003estatement\u003c\/em\u003e ornament.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e gym rats, white elephant warfare, stocking stuffers, gifts for him, and anyone who thinks Christmas needed more biceps.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe serious bits:\u003c\/strong\u003e gloss white aluminum · vibrant double-sided printing · scratch- and chip-resistant · red hanging ribbon through a pre-drilled hole · one ornament per pack · wipe clean with a soft, damp cloth\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFAQ\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow muscular is the Santa?\u003c\/strong\u003e Unreasonably. HR has been notified.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrinted on both sides?\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes. He flexes in 360 degrees.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGood for a stocking stuffer?\u003c\/strong\u003e Perfect size, maximum confusion, zero regrets.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"One Stop Slop","offers":[{"title":"Round \/ One Size","offer_id":47146318954695,"sku":"10150897123959164649","price":23.47,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0808\/9583\/6359\/files\/6723750238235490815_2048.jpg?v=1791325247"},{"product_id":"silent-night-violent-night","title":"Silent Night, Violent Night — Funny Santa Christmas Ornament (Metal, Double-Sided) | White Elephant Gag Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe carol said \"all is calm.\" The carol lied. This metal ornament captures two Santas squaring off in a snowy mall plaza like it's Black Friday and there's one parking spot left — framed in red, captioned \"Silent Night \/ Violent Night,\" and printed on both sides so the chaos is visible from every angle of the tree.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's glossy, it's sturdy, and it will absolutely be the ornament your family group chat argues about.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e white elephant exchanges, office parties, Secret Santa, stocking stuffers, and anyone whose Christmas aesthetic is \"festive, but make it feral.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe serious bits:\u003c\/strong\u003e gloss white aluminum · vibrant double-sided print · scratch- and chip-resistant finish · pre-drilled hole with red hanging ribbon included · Round shape · one ornament per pack · wipe clean with a soft, damp cloth\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFAQ\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on both sides?\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes — double the Santa drama.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill it survive my cat, gravity, and a fall off the tree?\u003c\/strong\u003e It's metal, not glass. 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There is no cure, but there is this coloring book: 26 pages of the fruit drama, off your phone and onto paper, where you control the color palette of the chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInside: pool-party alliances, workplace meltdowns, rainy-alley confrontations, a banana awaiting trial. It's a telenovela. The cast is produce. Color it like you mean it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e adults who follow the AI fruit saga, stress relief with actual plot twists, gag gifts for the chronically online, wine-and-color nights, and anyone whose screen time report is mostly fruit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe serious bits:\u003c\/strong\u003e 8.5\" x 11\" · 26 premium white pages · 60 lb smooth paper · works with crayons, colored pencils, markers, pastels, and light watercolor washes · glossy flexible soft cover · wipe cover clean with a smooth cloth (not water resistant)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFAQ\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this for kids?\u003c\/strong\u003e No — this one's for grown-ups. The fruit have jobs, debts, court dates and relationship drama. Tiny telenovela energy, adult sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDo I need to know the AI fruit videos?\u003c\/strong\u003e It helps, but raw fruit drama is a universal language. You'll pick up the lore fast.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat should I color with?\u003c\/strong\u003e Colored pencils and crayons are ideal on the 60 lb paper; markers work too — go easy with heavy ink.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs there a Part 2?\u003c\/strong\u003e This is Part 1 — the saga continues, and so will the coloring books.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"One Stop Slop","offers":[{"title":"8.5'' x 11''","offer_id":47177972580551,"sku":"22098288623773576504","price":24.69,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0808\/9583\/6359\/files\/7796194498702567265_2048.jpg?v=1791324515"},{"product_id":"santa-season-s-beatings-christmas-ornament","title":"Season's Beatings — Funny Santa Christmas Ornament (Metal, Double-Sided) | White Elephant Gag Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003e\"Season's greetings\" is for calendars. This Santa — tank top, hand wraps, eyes closed like a man completely at peace with violence — delivers Season's Beatings instead. The round metal ornament is printed on both sides in vintage reds and greens, so the threat (affectionate) reads from anywhere in the room. Hang it high. 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Nobody knows what — a naughty-list appeal, a reindeer talking back, someone claiming Die Hard isn't a Christmas movie. Whatever it was, it now takes three elves to hold him back while he shouts about it. 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Lightweight aluminum keeps them durable and chip-resistant while vivid, double-sided printing captures warm, nostalgic artwork and bright colors that pop against the white glossy base. Each ornament is shaped (Bell, Tree, Round or Oval) and arrives with a red ribbon threaded through a pre-punched hole for easy hanging. 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